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Why I Haven't Been Blogging Much Lately

New York is scary and I didn't want to write about scary things; the other important things that weren't scary felt too personal, and I like to pretend I can remember all those on my own.


Unrelated:
It is a serious sign of Jason Bateman withdrawal that, with the tv somehow on the George Lopez (? right?) Show, and me not watching, I heard George and MISTOOK HIM FOR BATEMAN. What the hell. How it made my heart leap.


I am under a lot of stress.

I got email notification today that I AM OFFICIALLY A CERTIFIED TEACHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now I am very unlikely to be cheated of a job by my district! Hooray!

my phone can take video, too!

I enjoy this out of all proportion.

I saw Carrie Brownstein tonight! She had just come out of Strangers With Candy! I was waiting to go in for the next showing! I could first tell it was her because of the arm tattoo! Eeeeee! I thought I was excited when I saw Corin at a bookstore with her boy, but oh my. I saw Carrie, and I made eye contact several times while blushing and fidgeting wildly! You guys, she is one of my top heartthrobs of ever. All I could do was say, "Oh Les, oh man. No, I can't tell you now. Oh man. No, it's no big deal. Oh my gosh," getting all hot and bothered.

I'm boring!

I'm getting really excited about buying a smoothie tomorrow.